Happy 50th Birthday Kelli Ali!

“She’s wet and wild

A typical 90s child”

–“Post Modern Sleaze,” Becoming X, Sneaker Pimps

“Generation X

Is doing fine

We don’t care what’s next

We just wanna blow our minds”

–“Ideal,” Psychic Cat, Kelli Ali

Happy 50th Birthday to one of my heroes, singer and songwriter, Kelli Ali, aka Kelli Dayton!

Best known as the vocalist of the Sneaker Pimps first album Becoming X, I was 9 when I first heard Kelli’s distinct voice on the band’s most famous single, “6 Underground.”

When I first watched the music video for 6 Underground, I wouldn’t be the only one intrigued by the tiny girl sitting in a revolving dentist chair. Spiky haired, crimson lips, and with vampire fangs to boot, one muses, who is this girl? This vampy punk who oozes sex appeal with the sultry vocals to match?

Discovering Becoming X

Becoming X still sounds far more fresh and original than any music produced today. Not an exaggeration when I say I listen to songs from this album daily.

My Dad, a true David Bowie aficionado, would always play music while working from his at home office. I always loved whatever he listened to, which were usually soothing instrumental pieces.

When he started playing an album I’d never heard before–spacey electronic mixed with hip hop beats, paired with a girlish, elastic, pixie-like, soothing yet sultry voice –I’d just discovered Becoming X, Sneaker Pimp’s most successful album, in my humble opinion.

I asked my Dad about the band and the singer. He told me Sneaker Pimps were from England and the singer’s name was Kelli Ali. Looking at the liner notes, I saw Kelli for the first time–a girl with short black hair and red lipstick. I’d just discovered not just one of my all time favorite albums, but one of my heroes.

US Becoming X Tour, 1997. Image from kellialiofficial Instagram.

Dazed Magazine interview, 24 September 1996

I did more research and discovered a real punk–a badass, mixed-raced girl who dropped out of school at 14 to pursue music, singing and songwriting for bands in her hometown of Birmingham, UK. From the beginning, music was always central in Kelli’s life, as she grew up listening to David Bowie and X-Ray Spex (there’s no doubt Kelli is inspired by punk vocalist Poly Styrene). In 1996, she was asked by trip hop band Sneaker Pimps to be the lead vocalist for their upcoming album, Becoming X.

I’m certainly no punk myself, but I’ve always related to Kelli as I’m mixed race as well (Filipina-English), with my Dad’s side hailing from England (my Dad is first generation American and his parents are from London). And I’ve always admired Kelli’s aesthetic. In fact, my cat eyeliner and red lip gloss/ lipstick look I rocked in high school and college were directly inspired by Kelli. 🙂

“And they’ve got the diminutive, drop-dead unconventionally gorgeous, heavily Brum accented, Goth eyelinered and recently cropped n’ bleached 22 year old Kelli Dayton, a singer with the voice of Billie Holliday taking lessons from John Lydon.”

–I.D, Magazine interview, January 1997

Upon discovering Becoming X, I was so excited to follow up listening to Sneaker Pimps other work. After all, Becoming X was commercially successful in the UK, with “6 Underground” and “Spin Spin Sugar” hitting the US airwaves, and the band toured both the UK and US. Though my Dad and I were several years late to discovering Becoming X, we were more than eager to listen to the Pimps latest works.

Alas, what disappointment for the both of us, and Sneaker Pimps fans all over, to learn that Kelli was sacked (British slang for fired) from the band. What madness! To this day, I’m still angry the band rid itself of its secret weapon, its element X, the voice that made the music.

Dazed Magazine interview, 1996. Kelli with fellow Sneaker Pimps Liam Howe (left) and Chris Corner (right). Howe and Liam are incredibly talented musicians, but were envious of Kelli’s popularity.

The Infinite Stars

But enough has already been written and argued over the moronic sacking of Kelli. What makes Kelli all the more badass is her journey as a solo artist. After riding the short but bittersweet success as Sneaker Pimps vocalist, Kelli was suddenly without a band and without a contract. This was the late ’90s, before streaming, so having to leverage your music and artistry was all the more challenging.

It wasn’t easy, but the tenacious Ms. Ali eventually released several solo albums, my favorites being:

Tigermouth (2003) – R&B fused electro/ dance pop. My high school jam! Take me to the Infinite Stars!

Psychic Cat (2004) – Psychedelic rock and electro-pop. College anthems.

Rocking Horse (2008) – Psychedelic folk and dream pop. Another high school soundtrack. Proud to say I have a personalized autographed album from Kelli. 🙂

More than 25+ years after Sneaker Pimps shot themselves in the foot (pun intended), Kelli is still producing music. In addition to her singing and music production talents, Kelli is now also an accomplished oil painter. You can view her multitude of works at her Instagram, @kellialiofficial. She also wrote an e-book, The Modern Day Recording Artist: A DIY Guide to making and releasing your own record.

Nah, Kelli, we still love you.

Kelli, thank you for your brilliant voice and music! I will forever appreciate your individuality, determination, and creative spirit! Cheers to a wonderful day.

Just as your iconic tattoo states: VIVE LA ROCK N’ ROLL!

~LMC

Gen X are a different breed entirely…take me back to the 90s!

A Tale of Two Bowie T-Shirts

These 2 David Bowie shirts each tell a story. The dark shirt on the left is a shirt my Dad got when he attended Bowie’s American Tour in 1978. 🙂 The white shirt on the right is the shirt I got the night I saw David Bowie perform live on his 2004 Reality Tour, 20 years ago on this very day, 25th April 2004 (thank you so much Laurie for this shirt)!

That night, I had the honour of wearing my Dad’s 1978 shirt. 🙂 Anyone who knows me well knows my deep love for Bowie, courtesy of father, Robert Campbell. That Reality Tour performance at Loveland’s Budweiser Events Center was my first and only time I saw Bowie live–for a girl who grew up listening to Bowie from practically the womb, this performance meant the world to me. My birthday was just over a week before, and getting tickets to see a David Bowie concert was by far the best gift–thank you Dad! It was only natural that a girl who grew up watching Bowie music videos would eventually see the man in concert.

3-4 year old me watching the VHS tape of Bowie’s 1987 Glass Spider Tour; also note the tennis racquet as a guitar, haha!

That night 20 years ago, Bowie more than delivered with a long set of both classic and new songs. My dad, his brother Iain and his wife Laurie, and I were all utterly spellbound by the man who brought the world Space Oddity, Ziggy Stardust, Fame, the Thin White Duke, Let’s Dance, etc. For me, that night was utter magic, and yet bittersweet, especially for my Dad, as it would mark the 10th and last time he would see Bowie in concert.

We didn’t get home till about 1-2 AM in the morning, but I immediately set upon recording the experience in a journal entry. And the next day at school, I proudly wore my Reality Tour shirt. 🙂 This day lives forever in my memory, and I can’t thank my Dad enough for providing me the opportunity to see our hero. As Bowie would say, love on ya!

-LMC

Desert Bloom Gardening & Hydroponics – Interview with Owners Nikki & Isaiah Tyler

Live interview with Nikki and Isaiah Tyler, the new owners of Desert Bloom Gardening & Hydroponics.

Desert Bloom is Grand Junction’s first established hydroponics center. Hydroponics is a simple yet very effective method of growing plants with a water-based nutrient solution rather than soil. Benefits include healthier plant growth, improved produce taste, and the ability to grow plants year-round.

Visit Desert Bloom at 445 Pitkin Ave to view their incredible assortment of plants, pots, soils, and products from local vendors. Whether you’re a seasoned green thumb growing tiger tail mushrooms or a gardening beginner who’s interested in succulents, Nikki and Isaiah are highly knowledgeable about all things gardening and can help you!

To learn more about Desert Bloom Hydroponics , call 970-245-6427 or visit https://www.desertbloomhydro.com/.

Reddirt Remodeling LLC – Interview with Owner Doug Linebarger

Live interview with Doug Linebarger, Owner of Reddirt Remodeling LLC.

Reddirt Remodeling LLC is a veteran and family-owned business for 18 years. Doug moved here from Florida about 6 months ago and looks forward to serving all of your residential renovations, decking, fencing, and rental property make ready and maintenance needs. Licensed and insured, Reddirt Remodeling LLC approaches all projects with high-quality results and attention to detail in mind.

For your remodeling and renovation needs, give Doug a call at 970-424-8762, or visithttps://www.reddirt-remodeling.com/.

The Gift Of Love INC- Interview with Founder Brittney Bade

Live interview with Brittney Bade, Founder of The Gift Of Love INC.

The Gift Of Love is a 501(c)e nonprofit organization that provides care packages for places such as Latimer House, Karis Teen Shelter (The House) and several retirement communities. Founded in 2018, Brittney has created and donated thousands of care packages throughout the years, for people of all ages, from children to seniors.

Dedicated volunteers and fundraising are what make The Gift Of Love INC possible. To learn more about this wonderful organization and how can you help, call 970-270-9079 or visit  https://www.facebook.com/brittneybadethegiftoflove. To make a donation, visit https://www.gofundme.com/f/gofundmecom2098c52e.

Posh Salon and Boutique – Interview with Owner Erika Brown

Hi everyone, here is today’s live interview with Erika Rose Brown, owner of Posh Salon and Boutique. Voted #1 Salon in Grand Junction, Posh Salon offers hair, nails, and bridal services so you can be your best, most beautiful self. Their salon is a soothing atmosphere where you can unwind and get your dream look. 

Learn more about Posh Salon and Boutique by visiting https://www.poshsalonandboutique.com/

554 Main Street, Grand Junction CO 81501

Call or text Posh Salon at: 970-644-5858

Check Out Support Local Business Grand Junction Initiative

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Are you a local business located in Grand Junction, CO? Be sure to check out the Support Local Business Grand Junction Initiative!

 The mission of Support Local GJ Initiative is all about helping local businesses thrive and succeed. Our story begins in 2020, when many businesses were struggling due to the pandemic. For many small businesses especially, it was the first time they heavily relied on digital marketing and sales, to keep their businesses alive. During that time, we launched a “Support Local Business” Facebook page for our hometown of Grand Junction, CO. We provided an informative platform for businesses to promote themselves, by interviewing dozens of local businesses, and creating an online community so that businesses could share products, services, and updates.

Three years later, as the group only continues to grow in size, as well as in interest in the initiative, we’ve expanded in other areas. Just as before, we’re still here to help local businesses not just survive but thrive. So we’ve moved the platform to our website to best serve the community, by offering live interviews and sponsorships to promote your business. For more information, visit the Support Local Business webpage.

Support Local Business Grand Junction Facebook Page

Businesses local to Grand Junction are encouraged to promote themselves on this page, as well as to help the group with whatever relevant content they have for the benefit of other local businesses and business owners. There are a lot of those sort of groups. What will make this one different is that we plan to have regular posts/ education/ help/ interviews from local business owners.

Support Local Business Grand Junction Newsletter

The Support Local Business Grand Junction newsletter is a source that promotes local businesses and the Grand Valley Community via live interviews, local happenings, fun facts about GJ, and more. Our is audience is you, the local community. And this newsletter is truly a celebration of this community, of the things that make Grand Junction unique, namely the people and businesses who make the “West Slope, Best Slope.”

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Godspeed, HRH Elizabeth II

“The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.” –Official announcement of the British Sovereign’s death, 8th September 2022

Anyone who knows me well is aware of my love for my British heritage, as my paternal grandparents are from London, and their son (my father) was born there. In particular, I love British royal history, and as a child, I especially loved the first Queen Elizabeth I. So naturally, I loved her descendent, Queen Elizabeth II (as these 2002 journal entries from 9-year-old me show).

So, I am quite sad with today’s news of the Queen’s passing at the age of 96. She reigned 70 years, the longest of any UK monarch. Just as I am fascinated with the Tudor Elizabethan age, I am honored to say that I lived in a second Elizabethan age. RECQUISCAT EN PACE ELIZABETH REGINA. A monarch who embodied British stoicism, duty, honor, and integrity: a class act. So the world loses another of the greatest generation… :’(

~LMC

Hike Report: Miracle Rock, aka Potato Rock

Length: 1 mile roundtrip

Difficulty: Easy

Elevation: 6500-6800 ft.

Time: <1 hour

Restrooms: 1 vault toilet

Dogs Permitted: Yes

Did you know that Western Colorado has its own version of Balanced Rock?

Like the famous Balanced Rock of the Front Range (located in Garden of the Gods), Miracle Rock, aka Potato Rock, is another large boulder with an incredibly small pedestal. However, unlike Balanced Rock, Miracle Rock is far less well known, far more remote, and is even taller.

L: Miracle Rock, near Glade Park (my photo.) R: Balanced Rock in Garden of the Gods (photo from Uncover Colorado.com)

Located southwest of Grand Junction, outside the tiny community of Glade Park, Miracle Rock is tucked away from civilization. The area is a popular local spot for field trips and picnics.

Located just a mile off 9.8 Road, the Miracle Rock Trailhead consists of a dirt lot, several picnic benches, and a vault toilet. The hike up to the rock is short, about 1-mile roundtrip. The route is initially hard to distinguish, as there is no signage. During my visit, I made my way down the middle between the picnic tables and past pinyon and juniper trees for a few yards. The trail then becomes easily visible and continues up a short but steep slope.

The so-called “potato” is perched on a ridge with a commanding view of the Little Dolores River Valley. While not as vivid a red as Balanced Rock, Miracle Rock is twice as tall as its Front Range cousin, rising 85 feet above its base. Weighing 12,000 tons, the rock is truly a miracle, perched on a sandstone base only 1 ft. wide. To make the situation more precarious, a solid crack runs the entire length of the pedestal. There is even a gap where you can see all the way through.

Miracle Rock appears ready to topple at any moment. However, as my fingers traced the many inscriptions on the rock, the monolith didn’t budge a bit.

Graffito or inscriptions? The oldest I found dated from 1928.

Just a few yards southeast of the boulder the ridgeline further continues. Located along the cliffside are beautiful alcoves.

Returning to Miracle Rock, I sat near the edge of the ridge and soaked in the solitude. The peaceful atmosphere up there is a great place to read a book, sketch, paint, or photograph the natural surroundings. As I visited later in the day, I watched the sun set as I returned to the trailhead.

I was the only individual up there my entire visit. Can’t say the same of Balanced Rock, which is a tourist attraction. If you’re looking for a short, quiet trek, visit Miracle Rock! I highly suggest going up there to watch the sunset, as I did. For more adventure, Little Dolores Falls is just 1.3 miles further down the road. Featuring natural swimming pools or “potholes,” this is a popular local spot to cool off in the summer. Caution: avoid the water during the spring or during thunderstorms as several fatalities have occurred due to strong currents. The next time I visit the area, I’ll visit Potholes and blog about it. 🙂

Map from Exploring Grand Junction: A Recreational Guide to West-Central Colorado by Glen D. Weaver

Getting There: To get to Miracle Rock Trailhead, drive up to Glade Park, which is located 16 miles southwest from Grand Junction. Glade Park can be reached by taking either Little Park Road, or Colorado National Monument’s Rim Rock Drive via the park’s east entrance. From Glade Park Store continue west on DS Road for 8 miles, then turn left onto 9.8 road. Continue for 1 mile and park at the trailhead.

~LMC

Hike Report: Independence Monument via Lower Monument Canyon-Wedding Canyon Loop

Length: 5 miles roundtrip

Difficulty: Moderate

Elevation: 4700-5400 ft.

Time: 2-2.5 hours

Restrooms: 2 porta potties

Dogs Permitted: No

Looking for a hike that’s easily accessible and with incredible desert scenery? Lower Monument Canyon-Wedding Canyon Loop is just such a trek.

Located within Colorado National Monument just south of Grand Junction, Monument Canyon is home to Independence Monument, a tall monolith located at the end of Monument Canyon and Wedding Canyon.

Unlike other Colorado National Monument Trails that are accessible via Rim Rock Drive, you can access Lower Monument Trail and Wedding Canyon without being charged the park fee. Situated at the base of CNM, the Lower Monument Canyon Trail and Wedding Canyon trailhead is just off Broadway (HWY 340) and consists of a dirt parking lot, with two porta potties.

Starting at Lower Monument Canyon Trail

For my trek, I began with Lower Monument Canyon trail. The route begins in desert scrubland, winding up and past a Redlands subdivision, following the “buffalo fence.” Back in 1925, bison were introduced to the park, hence the fence. Bison are non-native to the high desert, so the National Park Service continuously provided hay and water for the creatures for the next six decades. In 1983, the remaining herd was finally relocated to Badlands National Park.

At .7 miles, the trail turns southward, revealing Monument Canyon and Independence Monument itself. You’ll come across a park register in a metal box, with hikers sporadically signing in.

Hewn into the red rock, the trail is well-marked and easy to follow as it gradually ascends. The canyon wall soars up immediately to your right. In several areas, there are stone steps carefully placed, but no real scrambling or path finding is involved.

As you hike, keep an eye out for desert bighorn. The area possesses several herds, and it’s a common sight to see several or more bighorn keeping a wary eye on adventurers from the cliff walls above.

Amazing Landmarks

The entire trek presents spectacular views, with sheer cliff faces and spires surrounding the trail. Turning around to face the mouth of the canyon, you’re rewarded with views of Grand Mesa (the world’s largest flat-topped mountain) in the east, while the town of Grand Junction sits in the Grand Valley below. Framed by the cliffs, this sight is a unique juxtaposition of nature and civilization.

As you further ascend the trail, Independence Monument grows in size, appearing taller than its actual 450 ft. height. The reason for this is the monolith itself is perched on a red dirt hill. Several unofficial trails thread around the base of the rock.

A unique fact about Independence Monument is every 4th of July rock climbers scale the monolith and place a US flag at the top. John Otto, founder of CNM, was the first person to climb the rock, and built many of CNM’s trails himself, including Monument Canyon.

Route Options

At this point, after soaking in the beauty and solitude of the area, you have several options: you can turn around to make for an out and back trek, hike Upper Monument trail all the way up to Rim Rock Drive, or continue into Wedding Canyon.

Upper Monument Canyon Trail skirts south along the base of spires and cliffs, offering different perspectives on Independence Monument and surroundings rock formations, such as Pipe Organ and Coke Ovens. I have yet to hike the rest of this portion, but have heard it’s a beautiful, steep route. Note: The route of Lower and Upper Monument Canyon trail is about 6 miles; roundtrip is 12 miles. If you want to hike the one-way route of 6 miles, arrange to have a car to shuttle you back to wherever you start. Locals recommend starting at Upper Monument and hiking down into Lower Monument.

Regarding Wedding Canyon, this trail branches off north from Monument Trail, at the base of the monolith. Descending into Wedding Canyon, this trail is so named as John Otto married Beatrice Farnham here in 1911.

Hiking with friends is the best! Your Read Run Writer second from left. 🙂 Photo courtesy of Andrew K.

Upper Wedding Canyon

Unlike the grippy rock surfaces of Lower Independence Monument trail, the upper portion of Wedding Canyon Trail is “unimproved,” per the trailhead sign. This means the trail is mostly dirt and sand, and steeper. Even with my Salomon Speed Cross trail shoes with their prominent tread, I still felt some slippage underfoot. This is why it is usually recommended that if you’re hiking Lower Monument Canyon-Wedding Canyon loop, you start by ascending Wedding Canyon first.

However, should you hike the route vice-versa, as I have several times, trekking poles are especially helpful in descending Wedding Canyon. While the trail may be slick underfoot, the route is well marked throughout, with no trail finding involved.

The trail winds down and rounds the canyon’s edge before you return to the flatter base of CNM. There’s a few short hills on the way back as the trail meanders back to the Lower Monument Canyon trailhead.

Lower Monument and Wedding Canyon Trails: A Must See

Easy to get to with spectacular views, I highly recommend Lower Monument and Wedding Canyon trails. Popular with locals, this route is rarely crowded, even when the parking lot is full. Spring, fall, and winter are the best times to hike this loop. If you choose to hike during the summer, do so in the morning or evening, and bring plenty of water. Soak in the surroundings, and marvel at this corner of Colorado’s canyon country. With just enough imagination, you may be able to picture the bison that once roamed along the desert sands. 🙂

~LMC

Courtesy of Colorado National Monument Facebook page